So I was super sad to leave Rhode Island. It was tons of fun and my cousin's baby is the freaking cutest. I mean seriously, he makes me want to procreate. No fair! Baby shenanigans! But I wasn't teary eyed because we were heading home. For some reason, I blame Bryan's Heady Topper-induced gas, my right eye has been tearing up since Friday! Now, don't get me wrong, it's not oozy and gross or anything, but there's definitely something going on over there in right eye land. Unfortunately, bright office lighting, 35 inch computer screens and QA-ing websites all day are not helping.
As I approach my first wedding anniversary I'd better not have some conjunctive eye shit going on. Nothing says I plan to love you for 70 years more like eye herpes.
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