overheard in vt

These are just a few things I can be heard saying when my husband plays video games.

That guy is scary
Watch out!
He's a lot bigger than you
I may have nightmares
Did you just shoot him with a poison arrow?
Why is everyone so mean?
Don't die!
You died
Does this make me a widow?

I can see how I may not be the least distracting audience ever...